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🙎‍♂️joke-maker1994 Follow

there once was a 3 little fish, and one day they found a magical golden clam that granted them each a wish! the first little fish said. make me a dolphin! and it turned into a beautiful dolphin and swam away. the second one said. make me a mermaid! and it turned into a beautiful mermaid and swam away. the third one saw a shark in the distance and said. make me a-- oh fuck! and he turned into a fuck! and got ate! share if this made you laugh ☺️

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“Abolish Golf”

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A typical golf course uses 200 million gallons of water a year. There are over 16,300 golf courses in the United States.

That's nuts.

chaoticneurodivergent

Ngl I hate golf and I'm all for this. They put a golf course in our public park at the expense of hundreds of centuries-old live oak trees. Half of the walk around the park you're just looking at an empty golf course. Like 2 people want to play golf. So annoying.

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Golf was a game developed in Scotland, where it rains up to 250 days of the year, and where the courses use very hard-wearing grass. The sand in the bunkers is because it used to be played on the coast - these traditional courses are called "Links" courses. The top Links course in Scotland, Royal Dornoch, uses no mains water at all. They have their own rainwater collection system.

It wasn't originally intended to be played in the middle of a desert on lush green turf that takes thousands of gallons of water a day to maintain. Unless you can keep the course alive using only rainwater collection, it shouldn't exist.

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Tbh mever thought about that lol

catgirlforeskin

Let’s expand this further. Think about how much driving is commuting to work or running errands like groceries. Think about how many of those could be easily removed with better public transit and walkable cities/neighborhoods. Think about how many fewer ambulances we’d need without over 40 thousand people dying from cars every year in the United States and over 2.8 million injured from cars every year.

These are not “accidents,” it’s structural violence churning our blood into profit for car and oil companies. This isn’t even touching on the other harm to our health from smog, rubber particulates in the air, other forms of pollution, the acceleration of climate apocalypse, the time and space wasted because of cars every day, everything spread apart and atomized because of how much surface area is dedicated to parking and stroads. Literally illegal to re-build the good cities bulldozed for cars because of single-use zoning laws.

We could all live near the damn jimmy johns and walk there or get it delivered by bike!! A better world is possible!! Drag the suburbanites from their beds kicking and screaming!!

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Not sure if you all know about the YouTube channel Not Just Bikes but they talk about all this stuff.

It’s fun, educational, and infuriating, all at the same time!

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